Probs Not

imported sophistication and domestic cigarettes

What the actual fuck
It’s 2am
I’m not awake enough to be completely upset yet

Anonymous asked: Try meth, you'd lose weight, and you seem fine being a junkie.

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I went to sleep and dreamed someone was on the couch and I couldn’t wake them because they were pretending to be asleep, I did cpr that didn’t work because they were a ghost, now I think I’m going to throw up but I guess that’s unrelated.

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via femmenatic)

The answer you’re looking for is witches.